Google is Full Of Crap

What If Google Was Guy

This is pretty dang funny. I love the mispronunciations (misspellings) the most.

The Truth Why You Were Being Single

Freshman year I went to a high school where I didn't know anyone due to moving away from my neighborhood. So I didn't know anybody. But a sophomore and I started to hangout ever since we were assigned in a group in biology. We became really close but I never thought about dating him. He told me that he liked me and I apologized for not feeling the same way. But we still hung out and talked. One day I told him my how my favorite kind of candy is Ferrero Rocher, and he have a big box to my 1st hr. teacher to give to me. It was well appreciated but I stopped talking to him and hanging out with him because his random act of kindness felt too weird. Looking back I really regret it because he now lives in Washington and I haven't meet anyone else like him. Now I know not to run away whenever a guy does something thoughtful or is ever nice to me. And to be completely honest I didn't find him attractive, so it's appropriate to say I was a bitch. Key word: was 

Funniest things kids have ever say

 
Yesterday i was watching Indiana Johnson, so when Indianapolis kissed Marion my six-year-old accidently syas, Is he going to get his whip out now'. i siad NO he is not gonna do that. hahha